2012-05-19T09:25:07Z Zort:: Gleebmonger to the stars! Copyright 2012, Zort:: Gleebmonger to the stars! SPHPBLOG Riots in New Mexico, petitions being circulated in Honolulu, and even Pluto's earthly discoverer Clyde Tombaugh, has sided with Zort!

The Zortgeist nose has been tweeked and it is awakening from it's long slumber! Gleebmongers unite, you have nothing to lose but your planetary status! (And maybe some pocket change, and this paddle-ball game... But nothing more!)]]> http://zort.saturdaybang.com/blog/index.php?entry=entry060905-215635 2006-09-06T00:00:00Z 2006-09-06T00:00:00Z
So why not just move your vacation to another planet? There's just no other planet close that has methane seas that are even close to as good as Pluto's. So, Zort is back on Earth to kick some astronomer butt and take a few names. Twist a few arms to see if he can get Pluto back at the adult's table.

More as it happens...]]> http://zort.saturdaybang.com/blog/index.php?entry=entry060830-225723 2006-08-31T00:00:00Z 2006-08-31T00:00:00Z first draft of directions for creating your own Adulation Wand! All you need is some outdated printer paper and scotch tape. Click the "Adulation Wand How-To" link in the "Links" block.

Also another Friend of Zort™ is going to take some pictures of the process too. Stay tuned for them.]]> http://zort.saturdaybang.com/blog/index.php?entry=entry060830-190351 2006-08-30T00:00:00Z 2006-08-30T00:00:00Z Stay tuned for lots of Zort::Gleebmonger to the stars! info!]]> http://zort.saturdaybang.com/blog/index.php?entry=entry060830-130713 2006-08-30T00:00:00Z 2006-08-30T00:00:00Z