And taking names... 

Even a 20 year absence hasn't dimmed Zort's power on the world. Pluto supporters are making their voices heard all around the world. Riots in New Mexico, petitions being circulated in Honolulu, and even Pluto's earthly discoverer Clyde Tombaugh, has sided with Zort!

The Zortgeist nose has been tweeked and it is awakening from it's long slumber! Gleebmongers unite, you have nothing to lose but your planetary status! (And maybe some pocket change, and this paddle-ball game... But nothing more!)
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Pluto Vacation Cut Short 

Zort has been vacationing on Pluto for the last 20 years (time sure flies when you are having fun at near absolute zero) but had to cut it short when he learned that Pluto had been demoted. Dwarf-Planet? Who the hell wants to vacation on a damn Dwarf-Planet? Not Zort!

So why not just move your vacation to another planet? There's just no other planet close that has methane seas that are even close to as good as Pluto's. So, Zort is back on Earth to kick some astronomer butt and take a few names. Twist a few arms to see if he can get Pluto back at the adult's table.

More as it happens...
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Welcome to the Zort::Gleebmonger to the stars! weblog!
Stay tuned for lots of Zort::Gleebmonger to the stars! info!
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