Adulation Wand How-To

1) Get at least 20 strips of fanfold paper edge. (You know, the stuff you tear from the edge of fanfold printer paper.)
2) Hold them all together in a stack.
3) Wrap scotch tape around the end to bind them all together.
4) Grasp wand by the taped end.
5) Wave vigorously in the face of any person while shouting "Zort!" loudly.
6) Run before they hit you with anything.